When you are 18″ tall, running around in 30+ inches of snow is deeply exhausting. They’ve been passed out next to me on the couch for over an hour and while I love their warm, fluffy company, there are a few issues. Namely, Scout has rancid gas, Kobe is snoring loudly and has disgusting breath, and there are eight paws that each smell strongly of puppy and Fritos.
It’s like cuddling with the trash can, the garbage disposal, the toilet, and a Snuggie all at once.
You forgot dirty socks!