I just took Kobe out for his nightly walk. He did his little tinkle thing, then circled rapidly and pooped almost immediately. At the end of his squat, he became alarmed and spun around quickly, flinging the last dangling turd at my leg in the process. I leaped out of the way, tripped over my enormous feet, and stepped directly on the damn thing.
And that’s my cue to call it a night.