When I asked my coworker for his opinion, he told me that my nails were hideous and reminiscent of middle school, when people gave themselves manicures with white-out. I then promised to have it removed by tomorrow, to which he asked if we couldn’t possibly arrange to have it off by noon today.

3 thoughts on “Cosmo Says That White Nails Are The New Thing; Cosmo Is Wrong”

  1. I got a B in high school chemistry. I was dishearted by it for a long time until one Friday afternoon, I picked up the phone, and someone told me, I had a write an obituary. I didn’t even know who the person was. Then my editor goes, “He was UC Berkeley.” I said, “OK.”

    He was element 106. He discovered 10 atomic elements. He won the Nobel Peace Prize for Physics. He also discovered plutonium.

    They say my writing is explosive. Too bad I write for fun and can drop names harder than other people drop other things. Hiroshima, come to mind.

    My battle plan was drawn along time ago.

    I can write, and so, can you.

    So, give law school another chance. Just write to random ones or even the one that you left. Tell them, let me back in.

    Eat more ice cream and more orange juice. They have calcium and vitamin C.

    All you need is a C to get through law school.

    CHEERS!
    From Altamonte Springs, Florida

  3. I think the white nails in that photo look cute and trendy. If they look good on you, and you like them, then who cares what your co-worker thinks.

    I never knew anyone in middle school who did their nails with white-out, so I guess I don’t have that association with them.

    Look up pics of Scarlett Johansson. She has white painted nails that look great too. And she’s beautiful. So, your co-worker is an idiot.

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