Found On Craigslist.org…Don’t Tempt Me
For a paltry $1000, this Capuchin monkey could be mine.
My Brush With Celebrity
Mark Warner at Mason
The Durkey (Duck + Turkey)
This unsavory specimen was seated next to a gas pump at a Virginia Beach gas station. Despite being chased around by an asshole with a cameraphone (me), he remained at the same pump and refused to leave.
Rural Homelessness
“Why do you spend all of your time working if for fun, you live under a tree?”-Professor Hazlett on camping
Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe
My new law firm of choice.
Discussion of Torts
“I want to make the distinction between love and viral infection. The difference is that love is not forever.”