Somehow this funny little story turned into post from CareerBuilder.
My most recent project at work has been the particularly mind-numbing task of reformatting and editing forty-seven resumes that are going to be included in a proposal. Resume formatting is horribly boring and repetitive, so to pass the time I've started actually paying attention to the content of the resumes. It amazes me to see the kind of poorly-written tripe people put in the document that is intended to represent the sum total of their professional selves. Some resumes are obscenely long, detailed, and impossible to follow, while others describe entire years spent doing a job using a single bullet point. The best resumes (and by "best", I mean the most likely to entertain people around me) and the ones with objective statements, because 95% of the time, the statements are pointless crap. Exhibit A:"To utilize my education and professional experience, while increasing my leadership abilities, to contribute towards achieving ...continue reading.