Yes, that is my foot in the picture. I’d like to say it is actually the foot of a long-toed sloth or perhaps another person’s hand, but unfortunately, that appendage is all mine. I used to be very shy about my overly long and crooked toes, but now I bare them with pride and dignity. And while people are often alarmed when they first catch a glimpse of my huge, pale feet with the octopus tentacles hanging off, their fear turns to laughter when I play them a concerto on the piano using only my toes.

4 thoughts on “Because You Asked…”

  1. Yes, because nothing manifests “dignity” like smearing your inhuman toes across your face. Ape.

  2. Yes, because nothing manifests “dignity” like smearing your inhuman toes across your face. Ape.

  3. Wow, thats amazing. You should put those puppies to work- open up new avenues of multitasking.

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