Welcome to the Jungle
I got a call up at the airport! Apparently this is what happens when you nearly miss your flight because you had to stop for a soft pretzel. I sprinted onto the plane and was greeted by a sea of silent, staring faces who all watched me wrestle my luggage into the overhead compartment. SO AWKWARD. The man seated next to me seemed less than excited to be my neighbor, but the feeling was mutual as I quickly realized he was not a believer in the powers of deodorant. Then the woman in front of me handed her small daughter a large plastic bag and instructed, "Throw up into this if you need to, honey." She'd better have brought two, because if her kid had erupted, that soft pretzel was going to reappear. After 2.5 hours of watching that woman's children behave like spoiled, rabid monkeys and fantasizing about pushing them ...continue reading.