After spending seven hours surfing today at Virginia Beach, I was dismayed to notice that I had acquired an unattractive and angry sunburn on the backs of my legs. However, I am not one who often tans at all, so I announced to my surfing companion that I was going to wear a miniskirt tomorrow to showcase my new color.
She responded snidely, “People are going to think you’re, like, infected.”
Your surfing partner must be a really awesome, really cool, surfer girl…I am amazed at the whole half hour it took you to post this.