A few weeks ago, Caitlin was in my room and noticed that I had a bunch of bananas that looked green and tasty. Knowing that we both prefer our bananas unripe, she advised me that bananas, when stored in bunches, tend to ripen faster due to hormones that are collectively released. Caitlin then decided to be a good friend by separating my bananas and hiding them individually in various places around my room.
I thought I had found all of them until a week ago, when I decided to store some things in the bathroom cabinet. I opened the door, and right above my roommate’s belongings was a single banana.
He never mentioned this to me. Once again, I was forced to conclude that I am so strange that occurrences like these do not even warrant a question.
This morning at the breakfast table, he finally looked up at me and asked, “Um, why was there a banana in the bathroom cabinet last week?”
LOL awkward…