I got married this past Tuesday.
We’re looking to give the Duggar family a run for their money. Nineteen kids? Pshaw. I plan to birth them in flocks, litters, herds.
Just kidding. We’re on our honeymoon and while Bobby gets ready, I’m watching television. We watch all of our shows on the Internet, so television is a weird thing to enjoy on special occasions. Right now I’m watching these freaks on TLC who have nineteen children. Dude. Nineteen children. You’re not a human at that point; you’re a factory trying to populate a small country.
But back to the marriage thing. I’m excited, to say the least. I still can’t get used to the idea that I married the guy I fell for over ten years ago. I keep thinking about random moments from a decade ago – when I got my first car and took Bobby for a ride in it, when I worked on the tattoo on Bobby’s arm – and then thinking that I married that same guy. So weird. So exciting.
I know this one will stick. It has to, anyway. My dad gave me away during the ceremony and I had to assure him that this time there were no refunds. And also, I’m changing my name and that’s kind of a pain in the butt. I don’t want to have to change it back. And finally, I can’t imagine my life without my wonderful husband.
I’m a lucky, lucky girl.
“When I worked on the tattoo on Bobby’s arm…”
Now if that ain’t a foundation for happily ever after… Lawdy.
Wasn’t it all flying dishes and a defiant excommunication from the love shack a few months ago? Man, that make-up smash-fest must have been somethin’!!!
Uff da, you see what you’re missing? Close!
Bobby, mad props for having this dish change her last name to yours. That hyphenated horeshit is for the birds (and the emasculated). Respect.
You crazy kids.
Congrats! Um, not to deter you, but the name change thing sucks. ass. I’m still not done. I got married last September.
Congrats. Figured wedding had something to do with the silence around these parts. Marrying a long-term love is kind of a trip. I am married to a girl whom I met in my Sr. year of high school, coming up on 10 years married and 16 together. Really is a trip to look back on where we have been and how we have changed over time. Best wishes, now go consummate or you will never reach 19 before you go barren 🙂
Congrats to you and Bobby!! That’s very exciting. Hope to see you on the trail.
So I see our “Music to Consummate By” mix was a hit. Glad you could put it to good use.
P.S. The Duggar’s are evil incarnate. We must discuss sometime.
Best wishes! Enjoy your honeymoon. 🙂