1. Clip fingernails/toenails
2. Bring fish to eat
3. Pluck anything
4. Taxidermy
5. Microwave breakfast meats
6. Hang artwork you have done yourself
7. Pick your nose in meetings
8. Set up a sleeping bag in your cubicle
9. Actually use the women’s restroom
10. Keep a diary in your desk
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At my first job in 2000 before the dotcom thing tanked, we had paintball games, made jumps for those razor scooters, played games of dodgeball (that left me with eight stitches in my skull), set off firecrackers in trashcans, had snowball fights in the conference rooms, sex in the phone closets and that was just what I could remember off the top of my head.
Man I miss that job. You just can’t get away with having sex in a closet at a government job…
11. Read a Eugene Tackleberry comment.
*hi-five self*