6 thoughts on “Straight from the mouth of my therapist:”
First!!!1!!!1!!1
IN YOUR FACE, LANCE ARMSTRONG’S MOLESTER MUSTACHE!
OOOOOOOOOOH MAN, THAT HURTS, HUH? I’M SO AWESOME. SO FREAKIN AWESOME.
Anyway, glad your therapist is able to point that out. Must be a legitimate problem if she was able to put her finger on it so quickly…
Well Goddamn. In my face.
Lindsay, you need a new therapist. What is that horeshit? Two bills per hour and that’s the wisdom they’re spittin’? Good Lord. Freud couldn’t wrap his coked out head around that one.
Blu Gnu. It’s on.
*gang sign*
I’m a therapist and I have no idea what that means. Please comment on what you experienced when you heard that. Was it fitting? Distracting? Unkind? Perfect?
cheers, hang in there.
I loved it. When she said that, I nearly died of laughter on her couch. Sadly, it is also a very correct assessment.
glad to hear it. That’s good therapy stuff. I wonder how often I get quoted or, perhaps, misquoted!
Words you’ll never hear (but should) from a good therapist:
First!!!1!!!1!!1
IN YOUR FACE, LANCE ARMSTRONG’S MOLESTER MUSTACHE!
OOOOOOOOOOH MAN, THAT HURTS, HUH? I’M SO AWESOME. SO FREAKIN AWESOME.
Anyway, glad your therapist is able to point that out. Must be a legitimate problem if she was able to put her finger on it so quickly…
Well Goddamn. In my face.
Lindsay, you need a new therapist. What is that horeshit? Two bills per hour and that’s the wisdom they’re spittin’? Good Lord. Freud couldn’t wrap his coked out head around that one.
Blu Gnu. It’s on.
*gang sign*
I’m a therapist and I have no idea what that means. Please comment on what you experienced when you heard that. Was it fitting? Distracting? Unkind? Perfect?
cheers, hang in there.
I loved it. When she said that, I nearly died of laughter on her couch. Sadly, it is also a very correct assessment.
glad to hear it. That’s good therapy stuff. I wonder how often I get quoted or, perhaps, misquoted!
Words you’ll never hear (but should) from a good therapist:
“You know, I don’t think you need me anymore…”