Three weeks ago today, I uprooted my life and made some pretty serious changes. Two weeks ago today, I dragged my recalcitrant butt into therapy and forced myself to pour my heart out to a complete stranger. One week ago today, that stranger decided that I was as crazy as I sounded and agreed to write me a letter to accompany my tuition refund request affirming his realization. And today, I rejoin the workforce.
Tuesdays suck.
Therefore, I propose a renaming of Tuesday, in hopes that a rechristening will somehow change the course of Tuesdays forever. My first inclination was to call it Bluesday, because that sounded so very appropriate. I then realized, however, that such a name either painted a negative, depressing picture of me (probably accurate) and set me up for future ill luck OR made people think I was honoring a style of music (inaccurate). I then considered Poosday (a day full of crap), Foolsday (a day for idiots), and Cruelsday (a day that is impossible to easily pronounce).
None of these sound good. I’m open to suggestions.