“A testimonial to the success of this system is demonstrated by the positive quarterly reviews of our employees who are not only satisfied with their positions but also consider their fellow workers as friends and each of our employees emanates an air of happiness.”
This sentence actually appeared in a proposal that was intended for submission to the federal government. It is making my eyes bleed.
you know what happens after you emanate an air of happiness? you get the fresh prince’s new definition of summer madness.