“Just for the sake of curiosity, would you consider something in trade for this, either partial or full? On offer I have the following:
1. Your choice of 3 children, all girls ….. ’nuff said
2. Giant rabbit that loves to eat garden plants, ensures weeds have plenty of space to grow ….. just needs to be caught
3. Hornet’s nest, about the size of an orange ….. ripe for the picking, should get you some practice for law school!”
Unfortunately, the folks at the Apple store did not want to give me a MacBook in exchange for a large rabbit, so I had to settle for another offer that was paying in cash. Life is full of difficult choices.