I have just concluded my first official day of completely unpaid unemployment, and quite frankly, it stank. I have not been this bored and restless in ages. The highlight of my entire day was when Kobe pooped twice, without preamble, in one short walk, which is roughly akin to the surprise I would experience if I awoke tomorrow to find that he’d made me an omelet.

Bucket: Thanks for the sushi. I even appreciated the octopus with his mighty suction cups.