Since you seem to be yearning for a much vaunted mention on my blog, I’ll give you this opportunity to shine. All you have to do in return is prove to me that you actually read this on a semi-regular basis, and therefore deserve acknowledgement, by telling me that you saw this by no later than the stroke of noon on Saturday. That gives you almost exactly thirty-six hours, which to me seems quite reasonable. I’ll reward you handsomely if you succeed.
On the other hand, if you neglect to read this diatribe of my innermost thoughts by that time, I will personally ensure that the dog has nothing but turkey pepperoni and salsa for dinner on Saturday night, and that he snuggles into your pillow at bedtime.