Eastern European Immigrant Dog

Thank god there is no Child Protective Service for canines. I'd be in serious trouble. My mother claims that I torment my poor pup with these ridiculous displays of degrading adorableness - I maintain that Kobe is an attention whore who will take whatever he can get, regardless of the effect on his doggy dignity.

Word of the Day

cheek·y adj. cheek·i·er, cheek·i·est Impertinently bold; impudent and saucy.cheeki·ly adv.cheeki·ness n.Example: A British man may say to a gaggle of giggling girls, "Oh, you cheeky little minxes!"

Neanderthal Chronicles

So Paul and I had Date Night last night. (That's the special night we designate each week to spend hours together arguing and seeing who will crack first...just kidding, honey.) We decided to go to La Tasca in Clarendon to take advantage of DC's restaurant week, which is the annual event when DC's finest establishments try catering to the bourgeoisie in hopes of draining them of all future income. La Tasca does tapas, paella, and sangria - the latter was fabulous, the two former quite frankly stank. After a number of drinks, we decided to leave the upper echelons of society and hit Bungalow Billiards to procure more alcohol. We joined 1,000,000 disgruntled Redskins fans in the bar area, and upon seeing the crowds, decided to expedite our inebriation process to get out of the mayhem as soon as possible. It appeared every single drunk frat boy and biker in ...continue reading.

Looks like Bush picked a winner!

On the off chance that you live under a rock and were unaware, I am no fan of Bush Jr. I think he is an overly conservative, foolishly persistent, ineloquent Texas bully who should be relegated to dishing out fire and brimstone sermons on the horror of gays and pro-choicers in some hellhole Bible-beater church in Mississippi. Considering that view of Dubya, it is no surprise that I am praying that his nominee Alito is not confirmed by the Senate. The following are some little goodies, brought to you in part by the Washington Post, that illustrate why Alito is a winner:"In 1991, he was the lone dissenter in a 3rd Circuit decision striking down a Pennsylvania law's requirement that women tell their husbands before having an abortion.""Three years ago Alito drew conflict-of-interest accusations after he upheld a lower court's dismissal of a lawsuit against the Vanguard Group. Alito had ...continue reading.

I hate you.

If I were to stop suddenly, leap out of my vehicle, run up to this car, and murder the driver with my bare hands before returning to my car, I would still beat them to the intersection. They could not possibly move more slowly. There was a dead squirrel about a mile back that was making better time than this fucker.