Joy to the World or Something Like That

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Merry Christmas. It doesn't feel like Christmas; it's in the 70s outside, I didn't decorate the house, I'm moving west on Monday morning. What makes it Christmas for you? Cold weather? The promise that you might get an Apple watch? Eggnog and fruitcake? For me, I don't know anymore. There are no gifts that I want and my only wishes this holiday are intangible. I want Andrew to be happy. I want my parents to enjoy their lives. I want Kobe to know that I love him more than anything even though he's staying behind when I go. I want Tanner to trust me enough to be calm as we head out into the world together. I want people to not ask questions I'm unprepared to answer in the coming weeks. I want everything to be okay. Most of all, I want the handful of people around me today to know that I would be nothing ...continue reading.

An Update With No Actual News

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Hello there! I haven't written anything of substance here in a long time because I have been busy not giving a crap about maintaining a blog. Funny, that. I typically wait until there is something meaningful to say before breaking long periods of silence here but at this juncture, I don't have anything I'm ready to share just yet. There IS news, it's just not fit for public consumption at the moment. There was this one thing I was going to write a full post about, but never made it past the first paragraph so this will have to suffice: Andrew accidentally lost the dog in the middle of the night last week and I got to spend an hour running through the woods in the darkness wearing pajamas and fuzzy slippers screaming "TANNNNNNNER!" (Weird how that hysteria didn't entice him to come closer.) The slippers came to a soggy death right around the time they sloshed through ...continue reading.

#blessed

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Here is what I do not understand about Thanksgiving: People moan about having to spend all day in the kitchen preparing so many dishes for a dinner they all agree is excessive and guilt-inducing that will be shared with family they complain about having to see. Then when it's all done, people frantically shop for the same family members they didn't want to deal with and kick off a month-long holiday season focused around repeating this same ritual several more times. Happy Thanksgiving!

FAQ for that photo.

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Have you seen this photo? Of course you have. Everybody has. It keeps making the rounds and that's fine - it's a great photo - but I'd like to address a few things once and for all. [caption id="attachment_6330" align="alignnone" width="600"] Photo by Stefan.[/caption] Wow, what an amazing photo! Yes. Do you want to see the 76 photos I took of that same moment because I too had a camera and was there? No. Hope he's okay! Women crash too. You should probably work on your cornering. Thank you. Here is some math: I raced 26 crits this year. Assuming 4 corners per course and an average of 30 laps per race, that means I raced through 3,120 corners in 2015, not counting more technical courses, road races, TTs, and training. I ate shit in one of those corners. I feel okay with that ratio. But since you are perfect, please tell ...continue reading.

Once more unto the breach, dear friends

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And just like that, my off season has ended and preparation for the 2016 season has begun. I had to take a moment when getting ready to ride today to remember the routine - hmm, heartrate strap, oh yeah, shoes - and the first 50 meters on the bike were wobbly and awkward. But an hour later, it was as if there hadn't been a break at all. I rode too hard, bonked a little, flipped the bird a time or four (a pedestrian clapped one of the times), and made a whole lot of promises to myself that I don't intend to keep. More kale! Less scotch! Strict adherence to base mile pacing! October is the season for optimism. (Mid-December is the season for the trainer and soul-sucking misery.) It's going to be a great year. #fyb2016 #supermintracing

In The Wild

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It's my off season from cycling and because rest is challenging, I've been running for fun. Other than the constant joint aches and slight limp, it's great! Highly recommend. I flew out to Colorado last night for a friend's wedding and decided to start today with a nice brisk jog. It went really well for the first minute and then the shooting pains started in my back and I had to revert to an aggressive power walk. It was discouraging - who wants to walk for exercise?! - but then the road turned from pavement to gravel to dirt and my interest was piqued. When I hit a NO TRESPASSING - GOVERNMENT PROPERTY sign, I knew shit was about to get real. My best moments in life have involved prohibitive signage. A little over an hour of hiking and climbing later, I was at the summit. It was incredible. So much beauty and solitude...so ...continue reading.