“So I was at a dog party yesterday, and my friend was trying to catch a hot dog that was flying through the air,” began Drew on our way to lunch on Monday. “But my other friend was trying to catch the same hot dog with a knife. So the one guy got his finger cut really badly, and the other guy was like, ‘Hold on, I’ll go get the surgical glue and we can glue it back together.’ My friend decided to go to the hospital instead.”
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