I sat down on my final flight yesterday shortly before takeoff. I was still in the midst of a text message conversation, but a flight attendant hurried by and told me I needed to turn my phone off. Okay, fine, let me just finish this thought, say goodbye, and I’ll be done. Another 15 seconds passed while I pecked away at my iPhone and the plane sat at the gate.

The middle-aged woman next to me leaned over and asked, “You’re not worried about causing interference that messes with the plane?”

She was not kidding.

I stared at her. “No,” I replied bluntly.

She looked unconvinced. “Well, if we crash and I die, I’m going to blame you.”

How to respond, how to respond, how to respond…

“Okay.”

I paused for a moment. Then:

“If you’re dead, you won’t be blaming anybody for anything because you’ll be dead.”

Then we sat next to each other in silence for the 3-hour flight.