In a moment of heightened stupidity motivation, I decided to enter a 5k race scheduled for this Saturday morning. This may come as a bit of a shock to those who have met me, as I am almost certainly known as the girl who only runs when something designer is on sale or when her dog is dodging cars on the highway. However, I have been jogging regularly in recent weeks, and decided that entering a 5k would be a productive use of my newfound ability to run more than ten feet with dying of exhaustion.

I’ll let you know how it goes; if by chance my race ends in hospitalization, I will have Caitlin take over here and report back.