This is the man who once said in reference to parking, “I like to pull through, that way people think I backed in.” He packs a weapon to eat dinner at my place, lives off of two hours of sleep and one meal a day, and taught me that bowling was ‘where thousands cheer’. We do sushi, shooting, and unemployment together, and sometimes drown worms in a lake as well. You’d call it fishing, but with our luck, we call it drowning worms.