“I’ve been really pissed off at my kids’ daycare lately. I don’t get ANY respect there. So the other day I stopped in during naptime and yelled to my sleeping daughter, ‘HEY MADELINE! You ready to do some A, B, Cs and some 1, 2, 3s?’ I mean, these people are getting paid to do nothing while everybody is sleeping, so I woke all the kids up.”