Drew [10:38 AM]: I bought a tiki bar last night for my deck, and put it to good use.
Lindsay [10:40 AM]: WHAT?
Lindsay [10:40 AM]: Are you serious?
Lindsay [10:40 AM]: A tiki bar?
Drew [10:40 AM]: Yes, it was the most ridiculous purchase of my life.
Drew [10:40 AM]: I’m in the process of regretting it now.
Lindsay [10:41 AM]: Why did you buy a tiki bar?
Lindsay [10:41 AM]: Is it large? Cumbersome? Costly?
Drew [10:41 AM]: Well, my roommate brought home the brochure from Target…it was only $230. It is rather large and tacky and garrish, etc., but totally enjoyable.
Drew [10:43 AM]: I’m fairly sure my neighbors will complain, and it will have to be taken away.
Drew [10:43 AM]: My logic was..what the fuck, I’m not married, when will I ever be able to be so stupid?
Lindsay [10:43 AM]: Well, you have your answer. Last night.