Bobby wanted to write this title, but all of his suggestions were terrible.

Discussing meats over a lunch at Whole Foods: “I’m very particular about my meat. Gristly, fatty, weird stuff just freaks me out. I think it was the way I grew up – my mom always bought the nice, lean, high-quality stuff and it spoiled me. A few years ago, I bought a big package of store-brand chicken breasts and they were gross. I had to throw them out.”

“Really?” Bobby replied. “Chicken is pretty lean.”

I grimaced. “Nope. These were bad. For me, it’s Perdue or die.”



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2 Responses to “Bobby wanted to write this title, but all of his suggestions were terrible.”


  • Comment from Blue Gnu

    AHEM! They were ALL outstanding, thank you very much! Much better than “On Meat…” you had originally planned. I bite my thumb at thee, Purdue chick! (Get it? Purdue Chi…oh, screw it)

  • Comment from Lance Armstrong's Molester Mustache

    “I’m very particular about my meat…”

    Bobby, can you confirm?